Hi ladies, I just moved to texas on tuesday and looking for someone to show me around.

I've been told from my friends that I'm very good at making other people laugh and feel good about themselves. I always make the best out of any situation. I'm confident, driven, well-liked by others, and have a natural ability when it comes to working hard and being successful.

My best quality by far is my sense of humor. If you want to be with someone that will make you laugh really hard then you should definetly email me.

With that said here are the qualities of my perfect girl:

She would never slip on a pair sexy heels and go dancing with me, she would play a lot of mind games, hate Penn State, would ask me if I look FAT in these jeans and no matter what I say she would yell at me, would hate Japanese food and would love to complain about everything.
OK if this sounds a lot like you then please stay the hell away from me. haha

My ideal match would have to have a great sense of humor and enjoy spending quality time with that special someone and she can't be a cheater, I have had my heart broken way to many times, she has to hate cheaters because I do.